David Letterman's "Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image” feat. Tom Hanks

The person who can throw some joke to a cheater is another cheater. David Letterman who made headlines for infidelity-blackmail controversy gave some funny thoughts about the things surrounds Tiger Woods.

Checkout below Letterman's Top 10 "Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image” featuring Tom Hanks.



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Producer post bail in Letterman extortion plot

48 Hours producer Robert Joel Halderman plead not guilty on charges of trying to extort $2 million from Late Night host David Letterman for an alleged relationship with his former staff.

According to TMZ, "Halderman just posted bail -- which was set at $200,000. Judge Michael Melkonian also issued a temporary order of protection, which requires Halderman to stay away from Letterman."

Investigations are now being conducted if Halderman's reported financial debt is one of his possible motives. He is reportedly has relationship with Lettermen assistant Stephanie Birkitt.

The 51 year-old suspect is facing five to 15 years behind bars if convicted.

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David Letterman: $2 million Extortion (sexual affair)

An extortionist is threatening TV host David Letterman and demanded $2 million to kept his mouth shut about Letterman's secret affair he had with his female employees but the veteran host didn't bow down.

Reportedly, Letterman received a package three weeks ago in which the sender claimed to have information about alleged sexual affair between him and some female employees on his staff.

Letterman decided to contact the Manhattan District Attorney's office. An investigation and an entrapment plan was conducted, issuing a “phony” $2 million check which led to the extortionist's arrest on Thursday.

Letterman testify before a grand jury and admits his sexual relationships with his staff.

BTW, Letterman recently wed longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko last March.

UPDATE: According to TMZ, "the identity of the alleged extortionist who was arrested today. His name is Robert Halderman. He's 51 years old and lives in Norwalk, CT. Halderman has a business in Manhattan, where he was arrested today."

Britney Spears does Letterman's Top 10 list - "if she was President"

Bikini-clad Britney Spears flaunt her amazing body on The Late Show with David Letterman as she shared the "Top 10 list of things she would do if she was President".

Hayden Panettiere is sheer lacey sexy for The Late Show

Looking radiantly lovely, Hayden Panettiere knows how to be a head turner as she arrives at the Ed Sullivan Theater for the Late Show with David Letterman, July 6.

Wearing a sexy sheer black lacy dress, the 19-year-old actress is promoting her new movie "I Love You, Beth Cooper" which opens in theaters on July 10.



[photo courtesy of gossipgirls - SplashNewsOnline.Com]

David Letterman Apologizes for the Palin joke; FireDavidLetterman.com will not back down

A mis-research and a bad delivery of jokes created controversy, reactions and especially outrage from Sarah Palin and her supporters.

Frying Sarah Palin and her minor daughter with a bad sexual jokes, David Letterman admits he was wrong and he apologized.

Letterman said during the taping of Monday's show, "I told a bad joke. I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception."

"So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I'm sorry about it, and I'll try to do better in the future."

Letterman tells a joke about New York Yankee star Alex Rodriguez who knocked up Palin's daughter during their recent trip to New York's Yankee Stadium (pointing to 18-year-old daughter, Bristol) but actually Palin took along on her trip to Yankee Stadium was her 14-year-old daughter Willow.

A mix-up that will be included in TV funny and worst moments.

FireDavidLetterman.com is extremely pursuing their goal to put Letterman out of business stating "62 Year Old Letterman Violates Common Decency With Sexist Insults of 14 Year Old Girl".

Checkout their letter to Letterman's Advertisers...

Dear Late Show Advertisers:

As an advertiser on the David Letterman show, you endorse his point of view, I am appalled that your company supports the rape of young girls.

On June 8th 2009 Mr. Letterman “joked” that a female Governor of the United States is “slutty” and worse still, “joked” about her 14 year-old daughter and statutory rape by an adult baseball player. He continued his slander of this young girl during his June 9th show, likening her to a prostitute. I refuse to buy products from a company who supports such a vulgar, reprehensible attitude toward women and girls.

Shame on you.

The war is just starting......

Jennifer Garner Explains Her bruises: funny interview

If you missed the funny-cute interview of Jennifer Garner in Letterman, watch it below..

Jennifer Garner dropped by at "The Late Show With David Letterman" to promote her upcoming film Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past and like a true Alias girl, she shows her bruises and explained how she got the bruises. (some celebrities will surely cover it up or will not promote her movie).

Jennifer said, “I just biffed. I took a header. I wasn’t even making an action movie or anything. If you do it when you’re making an action movie, you feel cool. When you do it when you’re just running on a beautiful day in front of a lot of people, you don’t feel so cool. You think you’re anonymous and suddenly everyone’s like ‘Jen Garner just fell down! Jennifer, do you need help?"

Who said jogging is not dangerous?

At the end Dave rubs some ointment to Jen's bruises and the funny thing is, Jennifer kept the ointment tube she puts it on her bra.

Drew Barrymore dramatic glam at Letterman

Drew Barrymore knows how to glamorously tease the shutterbugs with her charisma as she dropped by at the Late Show with David Letterman at New York City’s Ed Sullivan Theater to promote "Grey Gardens".

She dress up in a dramatic black off-the-shoulder dress with oversized bell sleeves. Always a winner on and off screen.



[photo courtesy of FYB]

David Letterman announced “Top Ten Reasons I Got Married.” and USA Today got "The Top 10 Reasons Dave Got Hitched"

After 23 years of dating, David Letterman married longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko and he gave his “Top Ten Reasons I Got Married.”

10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.


USA TODAY's Arienne Thompson also came up with The Top 10 Reasons Dave Got Hitched. Checkout the list below...

10. Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts were taken.
9. Needed second income after disastrous Bernie Madoff investment.
8. Felt the timing was right after sitting through repeated showings of I Love You, Man.
7. Was hoping Anoop 'Dogg' Desai would sing On The Wings Of Love during the ceremony.
6. Refused to be outdone by "antiques" Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis.
5. Got tired of signing permission slips "Baby Daddy."
4. Oprah agreed to officiate.
3. Was sick of kissing bandleader Paul Shaffer at the office Christmas party.
2. Wanted to be able to blame "the wife" for staying in Friday nights to watch Ghost Whisperer.

And the No. 1 reason Dave got married?
1. Was convinced that Spencer Pratt would throw a rad bachelor party.

David Letterman marries longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko

David Letterman and longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko have decided to give their relationship another step higher as the couple got married. The great news was reveled during the early taping of the show today.

According to US Weekly, Letterman will say, "On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko."

"Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let's just see what happens in about 10 years.'

Letterman can be consider one of many people that thinks and scared that after marriage, a possible jinx of problem will come.

"I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I—honestly, whether this happened or not—I secretly felt that men who were married admired me…like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I'm saying?"he joked.

The family's truck got stuck in the mud en route to the courthouse, he explained. Letterman "walked two miles back to the house in 50 mph wind," he said. "It's not Beverly Hills -- it's Montana.

"And the whole way, I'm thinking, 'See, smart ass, see you try to get married and this is what happens,'" he went on.

After getting his car from home, five-year-old son Harry says, "'Are we still going into town?'...he got very upset because mom had told him if I wasn't back in an hour, the deal was off."

It deserves a big Congratulations to the happy couple.

Letterman show's “Top Ten Surprising Facts About the Jonas Brothers”

The Jonas Brothers present the top list segment entitled “Top Ten Surprising Facts About the Jonas Brothers” in their first appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.


10. Our new 3D concert film puts you right in the middle of a six-hour tour bus ride from Pittsburgh to Albany.

9. Often we are astonished by how adorable we are.

8. Sometimes we lather, rinse, repeat and then repeat again!

7. Last Sunday night, I won a Grammy for “Best New Jonas.”

6. Osama said he’d come out of hiding if we’d meet his 15-year-old niece.

5. One time when we were on the road, things got really crazy and we stayed up until 10:30.

4. We’ve seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 27 times.

3. Once a week we get mail for Dr. Joyce Brothers.

2. We have no idea who that old dude behind the desk is.

1. A couple years back, Angelina Jolie tried to adopt us.

Tom Cruise reading "Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet.” in Letterman show

Tom Cruise has dropped by at the Late Show with David Letterman to promote his latest movie "Valkyrie". He also read the top ten countdown of "Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet.”

Before reading the list, Tom says, "I've always wanted to do this. I have done a lot of things in my life, and this is on the bucket list."

Here's the list:

10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat- like harness.
9. During the filming of 'Days of Thunder' on a dare I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from 'Risky Business.'
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
6. I once Heimliched a Koala.
5. Once a month I take the Universal tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
3. I'm a power mad ego maniac who's completely insulated from reality, oh wait that's Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to "call my ass".

Jennifer Connelly visits the Late Show with David Letterman (video)

Actress Jennifer Connelly guested at the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday to promote her new film, The Day The Earth Stood Still, in theaters December 12.

It that interview, Jennifer shared her experienced with her son Kai in an Airport. Their being question by the Airport security about the toy gun that they carrying in their bag.

David Letterman Top Ten list on "Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”.

David Letterman continuously firing away poked attacks at John McCain and Sarah Palin tandem on his show "The Late Show With David Letterman".

David gave his famous Top Ten list on "Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”.

10. "Ok, Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9. "Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6. “We’re screwed!”
5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4. “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

Letterman is still irritated after John McCain skipped her show for another show.

Anne Hathaway Reveals at “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Anne Hathaway was still endearing and radiant even under pressure on her appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” at the Ed Sullivan Theatre New York, Sept 30.

The "Get Smart" actress was questioned about the arrest of ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. She also reveals that she has given up many things.

Letterman praises Anne with her good aura and looking wonderful. Anne reveals that "[she]I quit smoking," and added "I quit for a while and then it was a stressful summer and started smoking again. But I just quit."

And she said it is a perfect time to make changes, "I quit drinking and I also gave up meat and fish and fun.....I feel really good."

David Letterman tackles about falling in love in a wrong guy [Raffaello Follieri], he ask Anne, "Did you have any hints that there was a problem?".

Hathaway answered, "I don't want to go into the specifics but I will say that you do have to give me credit because as far as relationships crashing and burning goes, c'mon, I did pretty great. I mean, scorched that earth!"

Letterman ask if this person [Follieri] was in jail now, Hathaway asked him, "Do you want to know his shoe size, too? I'm just kinda to promoting my movie, living my life, i got to keep my dog... that's the most important thing."

Watch the video below for more revealing and funny moments of Anne.

Jessica Simpson visits Letterman, talks about Tony Romo

Continuously promoting her new country album "Do You Know", Jessica Simpson visits The Late Show with David Letterman, the funny chit chat interview rounds up with NFL star Tony Romo, her jinxs and whether or not quarterbacks/football players wear a "cup".

Some highlights of the show:

Jessica on the “jinx” and the Dallas Cowboys: “I really think it’s because I was wearing a pink No. 9 jersey and not a blue one. So far I’ve been wearing blue, and they’re doing great. I’ll never wear a pink one again! I don't believe that I was a jinx but everybody is being paranoid...superstitions and stuff.”

Jessica on if football players wears cups: “You know, I don’t think they wear cups. Do you know about that? Like, I know they wear a jockstrap. That’s not a cup, is it? Sometimes it feels like you can see…like…you know? Like if you look really close? Ok, maybe I’m just guilty of looking really close. Oh, no his parents are going to see this! I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it!